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“What!” Saveus slumped back down in the chair defeated. “I had spent years developing the perfect torture, all that hard work, and creativity down the fucking drain. Well, time for plan B. With Lagnos out of the way, I can take over his domain and rule over the realm of lust as well.”

“Sounds good, but there’s one more problem.”

“What the fuck is it now?”

“You can’t enter hell in that vessel. Gabriel is a pure soul, there’s no way you’ll be able to cross over. And even if you did, that body wouldn’t be able to withstand the harsh conditions.

Saveus paced the floor in frustration as the torture wheels in his head began to turn. Lagnos and Uriel had taken everything from him at the height of his reign. It took thousands of years for him to spread his dominion over the recesses of hell. His hunger for power, death, and riches earned him a realm all his own, as the embodiment of greed. Now years had passed, no doubt another demon sat on his throne. All his arduous work taken, his legacy destroyed, all because of a little bit of ego. Now, what was he to do? Then it dawned on him.

“If we can’t go back to hell, then I guess we’ll have to bring hell to us.”

“What are you saying?”

 “It’s like you said brother, Gabriel is pure of light, which makes him the perfect sacrifice. With the right spell and this vessel, I can free myself from this meaty prison and start a new realm of greed here on earth.”

“I’m down, but one sacrifice isn’t going to cut it. We’re going to need a lot of souls in order to pull this off...”

“That shouldn’t be hard.” Saveus laughed. He walked over to the window and looked down on the drunk people of Bourbon Street. “Times may have changed, but the nature of man is still ruled by greed. Look at them brother, they parade around slapping their asses like baboons in heat. And yet these are the so-called children of God. No, now I see that I have been too generous to this world. This time around, I will stay true to my nature until every soul on this miserable rock is mine.”

“That’s what I’m talking about! I know the perfect place to start. But I am curious, what were you going to do with Lagnos?”

Saveus smiled wickedly, “I had planned on cutting off his face, to wear on my ass like a diaper. How I was looking forward to shitting out of his mouth hole.”  He said with a disappointed breath. “Oh well, time to get to work, hell isn’t going to raise itself? Take me to a place where humans feed on greed like suckling pigs?” He ordered Mailfius.

“Viva Las Vegas here we come!”

COMING SOON

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